Here’s some neat history: the Ancient Greeks did not consider the Unicorn a mythological creature – they believe it was real! Some people think this is silly, but we know the truth. Unicorns are real. They are a consolidation of everything right, good, honest, and innocent in the universe – and they fart rainbows. And when Unicorns fart rainbows, sometimes little pellets fall out. Pixies (also real) collect these pellets and package them as Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum.
1. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
2. Steve Jobs (Apple)
3. Sergey Brin, Larry Page, and Erick Schmidt (Google)
4. Rupert Murdoch (News Corp)
5. Jeff Bezos (Amazon)
6. Bernard Arnault (LVMH)
7. Michael Bloomberg (mayor of New York City)
8. Larry Ellison (Oracle)
9. Evan Williams and Biz Stone (Twitter)
10. John Malone (Liberty Media)
Remember the miners in Chile that were trapped underground on August 5th? They’re still down there. Rescue workers continue to dig toward them while sending essential supplies down a 3.19 inch hole. Newsweek has an infographic illustrating what has been sent down and up this tiny access space. These items include water, an iPod, a tiny projector for entertainment, and blood and urine samples.
The miners have requested cigarettes and alcohol. Their request was denied
A video in which John Green discusses his virulent hatred for pennies and nickels, two utterly irrelevant coins that inexplicably remain money in the United States of America. It costs more than 1.7 cents to make a 1 cent penny coin in the US; nickels are even more ridiculous, costing more than nine cents to produce.
Curious what the Epstein-Barr virus (Mono) looks like up close and personal? No longer do you have to wait for that home edition of the electron microscope to come to market. These Mega Giant Plush Microbes are even bigger than the original.
After seeing the inside of this computer, I am officially declaring a “clean-your-nasty-ass-computer” weekend! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to clean your damn computer people!