“Captain, my girl has told me that I’ve got a baby back on land. What do I do with it?”
“Hold it like a torpedo, son”
“Aye Aye!”

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Chrissie Wellington did not even discover sport until her early twenties. Now, the civil servant from rural Norfolk is the greatest female endurance athlete on the planet. Here, she describes the sacrifices she has made for ironman triathlon and why they are all worthwhile.

This ancient tribe of people, ‘Tsaan people’ has been revolving their lives around their domestic reindeer herds for around 4000 years.

This fact has been confirmed due to the discovery of ancient hieroglyphs on rocks dated 4000 years; these pillar style rock paintings document the Tsaan people coexisting with reindeer.

Texting while {insert activity} is extremely dangerous. This national epidemic must be stopped by any means necessary because, not only could you injure yourself or others, there is a very real danger of making a complete ass of yourself on the internet.

The horseplay got out of control and an angry Austin hit Gilbert in the head with a meatball sandwich. Gilbert, now angry himself, then shot and killed Austin as Davis ran off.

Two weeks later, Davis was killed as he knew he would be. After Austin’s death, Davis told family members what clothes he wanted to wear for his funeral.

Try as you might, you can’t walk in a straight line without a visible guide point, like the Sun or a star. You might think you’re walking straight, but as NPR’s Robert Krulwich reports, a map of your route would reveal you are doomed to walk in circles.