Category: Funny

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At first it was all blackness….

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said: I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in under 3 seconds. I bought her some bathroom scales. And then the fight started . . .

A little later she sat on the seat beside me as I was flipping channels. She asked: Whats on the TV? I said: Dust. And then another fight started . . .

Police got a report of a vehicle matching the getaway car’s description at a hotel and found its interior stained with dye bank tellers had slipped into the money bags. Inside, they found Zdzierak, the money, and “what I’m calling a ‘Hollywood quality’ mask,” said a police lieutenant. “These things cost $600-$700.” Zdzierak is now in custody on $3 million bail. “You are the type of villain we read about in novels,” the judge told him.

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