And thats how the fight started….

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said: I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in under 3 seconds. I bought her some bathroom scales. And then the fight started . . .

A little later she sat on the seat beside me as I was flipping channels. She asked: Whats on the TV? I said: Dust. And then another fight started . . .