The great deodorant war of 2010
| October 23, 2010
Category: Funny
“I’m Too Rich to Go to Jail” Proven Incorrect
| October 22, 2010
A woman at the Stoneybrook Country Club in Estero, Florida believed that she could not be arrested for getting into a fight:
When deputies placed Hincapie under arrest, she allegedly said, “You are in trouble because I am a New Yorker and my brother is CSI” and “My dad paid cash for my Toyota Corolla and I am too rich to go to jail.”
Even as she was being taken to jail, deputies say she continued to tell the deputy he was going to be in serious trouble for arresting her.
Seven Inches is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs
| October 22, 2010
If this isn’t headline of the day, I don’t know what is.
CANADA’S Research In Motion has fired back at Apple’s Steve Jobs over his claims that the iPhone is outselling the Blackberry and that 7-inch tablet computers have no future. “We think many customers are getting tired of being told what to think by Apple,” RIM co-chief executive Jim Balsillie said in a blog post responding to the comments made on Monday by Jobs.
Centenarian heads back to school for PhD.
| October 22, 2010
Bholaram Das had his birthday last week – and to mark the occasion enrolled on a PhD course in north-east Assam state. “If my son can get a PhD at the age of 55, why can’t I do it at 100?” said Mr Das, possibly India’s oldest student. He was imprisoned for opposing British rule in 1930 and went on to work as a teacher, lawyer and judge in Assam before retiring in 1971.
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| October 21, 2010
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Real World McDonald Burger Experiment – Video
| October 21, 2010
In response to the recent video by a vegetarian who filmed a McDonald hamburger everyday for 6 months in her house with two dogs, I decided to duplicate the “experiment”. There have been many questions about why the burger in her video shrank 10% after one day, and the fries kept moving, etc.. So I left my burger out and within 4 hours, there was hardly a trace of the burger and/or the fries left. This PROVES that a real McDonalds hamburger will biodegrade very quickly in real world conditions, so her “experiment” must have been faked.
