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Is your Dog on Twitter? – Introducing The Canine Twitterer

This is the tag that lets a canine share its hijinks and innermost musings with all its followers on Twitter. A motion sensor and microphone in the tag interprets your pet’s activity (or lack thereof) and selects an appropriate canine-centric message from one of 500 pre-loaded tweets.

Tweets are sent from the tag to a USB receiver plugged into your computer up to 100′ away that automatically posts them to the Twitter account you’ve set up for your dog. Messages such as “It might look like I’m just sleeping, but I’m also working on my tan” or “Having my daily workout. Already did 15 leg lifts!” entertain dog lovers while lifting the veil on how a dog passes its time.


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Have Fun with TSA

Bringing much needed levity to the stressed out airplane passenger is this website, Fun with TSA. The website suggests a few things that you, the downtrodden traveler, can do to stick it to the man and have a bit of fun. For example:

Be the person on your flight to suddenly shout out “Marco!” during that last hour when others are looking for things to do. It might take a few tries, but eventually someone somewhere on the plane will respond with a “Polo!” if for no other reason than to shut you up. Entertainment achieved.

But if you get into trouble, we don’t know each other, mmmkay? via

Service

It’s confusing when the word ” Service” is used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue ‘ Service ‘
U.S. Postal ‘ Service ‘
Telephone ‘ Service ‘
Cable TV ‘ Service ‘
Civil ‘ Service ‘
State, City, County & Public ‘ Service ‘
Customer ‘ Service ‘
This is not what I thought Service “meant”.

But today I overheard two farmers talking and one of them said he had hired a bull to “service” all his cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what “Service” means.