If you’ve recently gone for a couple of 88mph spins in a souped-up DeLorean outfitted with a flux capacitor running at 1.21 jigawatts and have somehow ended up in an alternate universe in which internet memes don’t exist, then you may not yet have read about the 12-year old McDonald’s Hamburger that still looks just like a McDonald’s Hamburger. For the rest of you who are already with me, you’ll have to indulge me for a moment while I fill-in the time travelers as to what’s been going on.
Sgt. Adam Sniffen from the 101st Airborne Division delivers the game ball via parachute before the Michigan vs. MSU game at Michigan Stadium on Oct. 9, 2010.
What could go wrong? All we need is SKYNET and an ancient Egyptian time-traveling portal.
Citizens of Nevada, you can now relax. The Nevada National Security Site, home to tens of millions of cubic feet of low-level radioactive waste — and location of over a thousand Cold War nuclear weapons tests — is now being guarded by robots. The first of a planned trio of Mobile Detection Assessment Response Systems, or MDARS, is currently patrolling some of the more remote sections of the 1,360 square mile facility.
I always wondered what would happen if I shot my iPad. Thanks for the educational video.
