The Myth of The 12-Year-Old McDonald’s Hamburger

If you’ve recently gone for a couple of 88mph spins in a souped-up DeLorean outfitted with a flux capacitor running at 1.21 jigawatts and have somehow ended up in an alternate universe in which internet memes don’t exist, then you may not yet have read about the 12-year old McDonald’s Hamburger that still looks just like a McDonald’s Hamburger. For the rest of you who are already with me, you’ll have to indulge me for a moment while I fill-in the time travelers as to what’s been going on.