Category: Funny

There is no such thing as a baby fight club.

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What does it take for Johan Fourie to visit his mom? Winning the lottery, apparently:

When Johan Fourie’s mom asked him on Sunday when he was going to come visit her, his answer was as funny as it was seemingly unrealistic.

“I had no idea I would be calling her back later that day to tell her I was on my way!” he said Wednesday.

Some dude hid in his attic and used Facebook to contact friends during a home invasion / armed robbery to call for help. As dumb as that sounds….it worked.

“I don’t think [Facebook] is really meant as a lifesaving tool, but it’s the only way I could think of contacting someone immediately to call for help,” he said. So, as the intruders rifled through the home, Bhakta updated his Facebook status: “HELP, ROBBERS, NO PHONE.” In all caps, naturally.

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Paging Dr. Xbox, paging Dr. Xbox, please report to surgery with your Kinect.

Surgeons at a Toronto hospital are using Microsoft’s Xbox 360 motion sensor Kinect to save time calling up images during operations. The Winnipeg Free Press reports that surgeons at Sunnybrook Hospital are using open-source Kinect drivers for PC to allow them to manipulate images of medical scans – something which normally involves a meticulous cleanup operation to ensure sterility around the patient, taking around 20 minutes each time.
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WoW! At least we know that celebrities get treated like crap by retail electronics stores too.

So I’m in Best Buy… literally trying to buy iPod shuffles for orphans and they won’t sell them to me because they’re saving them for other customers. Thank you Best Buy for all of your help. They wouldn’t let my friend buy the rest either haha! What the hell is wrong with y’all?!

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