Gaddafi, Master of Flair.
“This one’s for me being the ruler of everything, this one’s for me being the ruler of everything else, this batch here consists of medals awarded to me each year by army officials who don’t want to die, this one I made myself, isn’t it awesome, I don’t know what these colored rectangles are (but other generals have them too so I figured I need them – and more than anyone else, just to be sure), and these other medals just sort of came with the uniform.”
