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Urban Dictionary – Gate Rape

Passing through a security gate at an American airport, which requires either a full-body scan where T.S.A. guards ogle your naked body or an “enhanced” pat down where T.S.A. guards molest you. The T.S.A. is required by law to make the process as humiliating and abusive as possible.

I saw all the gate rape happening at the airport and decided to become a terrorist.

My sister got gate raped at LAX.

I am glad we just went though the body xray, that guy got gate raped!

Using Facebook to Find Female Draft Dodgers

I want to make fun of this article but the damn picture they used in the article made me lose my train of thought. What the hell is going on in that picture?

Israel army uses Facebook to find female draft-dodgers. About 1000 Israeli women who tried to avoid military service by pretending to be religious have been caught out through their Facebook accounts, an army spokesman said on Tuesday.

Serious – The Weed Whacking Golf Driver

This is the golf driver with a built-in grass trimmer, ideal for surreptitiously improving one’s lie. Destined for use by friendly foursomes that often find themselves in the rough, the club looks like an oversized driver that fits into any golf bag, yet a simple flick of a button on its plastic bottom flips open the club’s bottom to reveal a single-string trimmer.

Requiring only the semblance of a square stance and proper grip for operation, two thumb buttons built into the handle activate the trimmer for a quick clearing of obstructive grass.

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