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I will not be in to work today…

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 14 June 2010 8.58am
To: de Masi jones Staff
Subject: Feelings

Good morning,

I will not be in to work today due to the fact that I woke up feeling quite belligerent so it is probably best for everyone if I am not there.

Regards, David.

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Double Negative Double Positive

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day…

“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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