Category: Funny

If you are the CEO of Microsoft and you are asked what is your favorite Xbox game, you are probably better off going with a generic answer like “Halo” instead of gleefully responding “Beach Volleyball, baby!”

Would the über-macho Microsoft boss pick something brutal, such as Halo or Call of Duty? Or what about a title his boardroom buddies could empathize with, such as Tiger Woods PGA Tour? Nope. Instead 54-year-old Steven Anthony Ballmer beamed the broadest of smiles and in entirely typical fashion yelled: “Beach Volleyball, baby!”
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I’ve seen it like 20 times today and it’s still hillarious.

Twenty percent of kids believe Toy Story’s Buzz Lightyear was the first person to set foot on the moon rather than Neil Armstrong while others thought it was Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.

A story of my first experience with mail fraud. The remote-controlled ghost that I ordered from an ad in my Richie Rich comic book. It was 7 feet tall and could be controlled up to 50 feet to scare my friends. I waited all summer for the package, and was almost more impressed than disappointed.

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