WTF O’ the Day: Ted Williams, the Homeless Man with the Golden Voice, captured the hearts and minds of Americans everywhere with his “God-given gift” of mellifluous gab. So now the question must be asked: Could that homeless person you’ve been casually waving off actually be concealing a marketable talent worth exploiting? Fox 59 News investigates.
On Thursday afternoon, conditions on the Connecticut Turnpike featured some above-average humor. Riders usually plagued by the sight of countless trucks added a new nuisance to the equation — an electric wheelchair. WABC-TV in New York reported that the Constitution State’s DOT cameras captured the senior citizen cruising along the shoulder of the southbound lanes on Interstate 95. Police were unable to capture him until he exited the expressway in Fairfield, leading to a summons.
Perhaps the unnamed man was looking to party like it was 1999. Enthusiasts of The Straight Story will recall Alvin Straight’s journey across the country — in a John Deere tractor. Based on Thursday’s footage, technology has paved the way for faster roadside travel options.
Oh, salad… You so funny! You know all the best jokes!
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