Have you ever wished your lunchtime was longer, but didn’t know where to find those few extra minutes? Well, wish no longer!
Thanks to great in advances in clock technology, I present to you a clock that speeds up 20% every day at 11:00 and slows down 20% every day at 11:48, giving you an extra twelve minutes of lunch to enjoy. Twelve minutes may not seem like a lot but, to put it into perspective, this is a full additional hour of lunchtime gained every week.
Just imagine if this chick was a PC gamer? Getting a fully loaded gaming rig to the face would have been way worse than a wimpy little Wii.
On Jan. 10, police arrested and jailed 31-year-old Rebecca Varina Sloskowski on second-degree assault charges for allegedly picking up the four-pound unit and hurling it at her 30-year-old boyfriend’s face. The man suffered two chipped teeth and a swollen lip. via