Category: Funny

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….listen for her reaction.

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A group of seven state IT workers in Albany, playing in their regular office lottery pool, hit the recent $319 million Mega Millions jackpot. And then there was the eighth guy. The one who usually played, but…just had a feeling about this one.

“The word is that when they were going around the office asking who wanted in on the pool, one guy said no, that he wasn’t feeling lucky,” said Jill Cook…

“They asked him twice. They said, ‘Are you sure?’ and he said yeah, he was going to pass this time. I feel horrible for him.”

Call random number:

You: Hello sir, do you need a fridge?
Sir: Uhh, no, I don’t.
You: Ok then, we will be at your place in 10mins to pick it up.

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