Category: Funny

Here you go, identity thieves.

Blind film critic Tommy Edison shows us what it’s like for him to use this ATM machine for the first time.

Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing.

You’ll find that even though the prime mission of the Enterprise has now become very pizza centric, the chrome plated metal construction and padded gift box make the Enterprise pizza cutter a true Star Trek collectable. Plus it looks great on your desk even when not being used to cut your favorite cheese and sauce laden foods.

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Oh, Winter. We really wish you’d go away, but you come back every year. Snowing on us. Wintry mixing on us. So we’re out in the cold, scraping the ice off our cars and of course, our phone rings. Then the following sequence of events happens:

1. Stare at phone.

2. Swipe at screen with gloved hand, out of reflex.

3. Say words Mother doesn’t appreciate.

4. Attempt to hold phone with one hand while removing glove from opposite hand with teeth.

5. Repeat step 3 when the call goes to voicemail because you took too long.

Don’t let your gloves keep you away from your smartphone! Digits are mini conductive pins that convert the gloves you already own and love into smartphone-compatible gloves. They’re made of conductive silicone with a metal pin on the back for attaching to your glove. They’re super easy to install and each set comes with four pins so you can either have four fingers on one set of gloves, or two fingers each on two pairs of gloves.

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