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The only thing that can beat an asian is a program made by an asian!

So anyway, what about this unique ID we’ll all be getting? Well, though details are still pretty scant, U.S. Commerce Secretary Gary Locke, speaking at an event at the Stanford Institute, stressed that the new system would not be akin to a national ID card, or a government controlled system, but that it would enhance security and reduce the need for people to memorize dozens of passwords online. Sorry, Locke, sounds like a national ID system to us.

“Captain, my girl has told me that I’ve got a baby back on land. What do I do with it?”
“Hold it like a torpedo, son”
“Aye Aye!”

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Chrissie Wellington did not even discover sport until her early twenties. Now, the civil servant from rural Norfolk is the greatest female endurance athlete on the planet. Here, she describes the sacrifices she has made for ironman triathlon and why they are all worthwhile.

This ancient tribe of people, ‘Tsaan people’ has been revolving their lives around their domestic reindeer herds for around 4000 years.

This fact has been confirmed due to the discovery of ancient hieroglyphs on rocks dated 4000 years; these pillar style rock paintings document the Tsaan people coexisting with reindeer.

Texting while {insert activity} is extremely dangerous. This national epidemic must be stopped by any means necessary because, not only could you injure yourself or others, there is a very real danger of making a complete ass of yourself on the internet.