My father always told me there’s nothing in life you can’t fix with a roll of duct tape and some cable ties. Except his marriage. Evidently they just made things worse. According to the cops.
As Zeus grew, the Doorlags’s hopes did, too, one inch at a time. Now 3 feet, 8 inches tall – and 150 lbs. – the aptly named canine is officially the world’s tallest dog, according to the Guinness World Records 2013 edition (which launches Sept. 13).